Devil May Cry 4′s Red Queen sword is pretty badical
If you’re looking for an ideal Christmas present and have way more money than you should, Capcom’s got you covered. The Red Queen sword from Devil May Cry 4 has been revealed, and for a mere $229.95, it can be yours. You can put it on your wall and people will think you’re really weird!
This mighty beast is 42″ long with a 31 3/4″ stainless steel blade. The handle is real leather and the whole package is said to make your genitals feel ten inches bigger — even if you’re a woman! Definitely worth keeping by your bed to terrify intruders and/or your children.
There you go. Big sword to buy.
